I was following your truck in traffic on my way home from work in Lahaina the other day. You certainly inspired me, but not in a good way. You see, your Ford F-150 had trash blowing from the bedEall the way from the Westside to Kahului. And you hit all the good spots—Puamana, Guardrails, Olowalu, even Toilet Bowls. A ridiculous amount of trash spilled out of your truck. Then, when we passed Thousand Peaks and the trade winds came howling through, I was sure you were going to pull over and batten down the hatches. But NO! You kept on truckin’ so McGregor’s and Ma’alaea could take a licking. Funny thing was that you had “Live Aloha,” “D.A.R.E.” and “Honor Roll” stickers over your bumper. But the one that really motivated me to write in had to be the “In Deep Surfboards” sticker. Dude: you surf, have kids, work and aspire to live aloha. Wake up! Stop letting your trash blow everywhere! Either that or get some new bumper stickers.