This is for the “mom” who was waiting in line at the Lahaina McDonald’s the other day. It wasn’t so bad at first, when your little kids were merely obnoxious. But then one of them spilled their fruit punch all over the floor. Why didn’t you do something about them? You were standing in the punch as you were waiting for your food! Did that not concern you? You didn’t even try to clean it up. In fact, you didn’t even mention the spill to the lady behind the counter. Instead, you took your food and left without a word. How about next time just staying in your car and using the drive-thru. That way, when your obnoxious kid spills his fruit punch, you’ll have to clean it. Of course I know I’m just joking, and you’ll continue to be the great role model that you are for your kids.