To the lady who came up to me in the kid’s book section at Wal-Mart and pinched me: WTF? A simple “Excuse me” would have sufficed to get me to step aside six inches to allow you to grab your child, who was probably hiding in the book section to escape your wrath. But then why shoot ME stink eye!? And not once either, but THREE TIMES!? Lady, you need to lay off whatever it is you’re smoking. I don’t care how pissed off you are that your kid ran away from your psycho-ass in Wal-Mart, but under no circumstances is it okay to grab a hunk of someone’s backside, squeeze and twist in order to get her to move. Have you considering seeing a shrink? He or she could really help you out by prescribing a lot of medication or perhaps an etiquette class or two.