You hypocrite! I sure hope your wife finds out what a selfish bastard you really are! Not only did you cheat on her here, but twice before in Seattle! And I’m not even mentioning all the female “friends” you’ve made here. And on top of all of it, you still have the nerve to call yourself a Christian! Everybody thinks you’re such a nice guy—if they only knew what a liar you really are. I hope your wife takes you for every penny you have, puts your balls in a vice and squeezes the life from your pathetic ass. Oh, and I hope you die a slow and painful death from the STD you’ve contracted. Have a nice day, asshole.