Eh, tweaking thieves at guardrails in Lahaina: please give me a chance to find you. I love how you decided to get your tweaking fix by taking my address off my ID and then robbing my home while I was sleeping. Cool move, you FUCKING JUNKIE! By the way, since you’re just stupid junkies you helpfully left your fingerprints all over my home and truck. I’ve hired a detective and there are a handful of cops on your ass as we speak. But to be honest I’d rather keep the law out of it, and am willing to pay anyone $1,000 to set up a meeting with you. I’m asking, no, pleading for the chance to meet you face to face. It truly would replace all the Christmas presents you stole from under our tree. That being said, I will not stop until you and your tweaking friends are caught.
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