To the person who came into my Kihei home and stole my digital camera the weekend I was in California attending my father’s funeral, you forgot the battery pack that was plugged in the charger. See, you can’t use the camera without the battery, but I’ll tell you what: I will leave the charger and the battery in my mailbox and you can come by and pick it up. No one will say one word to you or try to stop you in any way. I just don’t want such a kick-ass camera to go to waste. In fact, I’ll leave the manual, too. When you come by, feel free to drop off a list of other items you saw in my home that you might like. Oh, and don’t worry about having to keep your identity a secret. See, I know who you are. In fact, everyone in my family knows who you are.