This goes out to the true roommate from Hell. You’re the most filthy and deranged person on the Westside. I should know: I lived with you, but not by choice. You don’t know how to clean—in fact, the one place I saw you clean was the bathroom… and you cleaned it with laundry detergent. You’re too cheap to buy anything, so you steal toilet paper and used garbage bags from the restaurant you work at. If a woman talks to you for more than an hour, you consider her your girlfriend and you claim to have sex with young girls all the time! But the thing about you that makes me laugh the most is that you’re a “vegan.” Ha! You’re a “vegan” that hates animals—especially dogs—and uses products like shaving cream that are tested on animals. I know from experience that you are not able to live with roommates. My condolences to the person who moved into your crooked little world.