This is for the asshole who hung out with my friend for a while, but couldn’t or wouldn’t understand that it wasn’t a relationship—it was just two people hanging out. You both enjoyed the company, the talks and of course the sex. But when she said enough, you couldn’t handle it and get over it. She told you nicely, put up with your late night calls (which were very uncool ‘cuz she has a kid), and she even tried to be your friend. But you couldn’t get over it. Obviously, she’s cool. Obviously, she’s sexy. Obviously she dug you in some way, but you pissed it all away drinking and partying and bothering her. You even broke a promise or two, so now she absolutely hates you and even told you to “FUCK OFF!” and called you “psycho.” I don’t think you’re psycho, but she does, and that’s all that matters. The worst part is she’s still cool, still sexy, but now she hates you.