I went to Big Beach on Labor Day to relax and enjoy my day off. I was searching for a spot to lay down when I saw you guys, a group of 10 or more boogie boarders gathering your stuff and preparing to take off. As I watched all of you walk away I noticed that you left a few things that you must have forgotten. I went over to get them, but you had already gone too far. Thanks for leaving it up to me to pick up the pile of Styrofoam plates, partly eaten pancakes, plastic forks and empty beer cans you left behind. I was just curious: were the plates too heavy for all you tough, strong guys to carry or were you just expecting your mothers to clean up after you?