I would just like to say thanks to the jackass who totally sideswiped my car in the bank parking lot last week. While you were destroying the ENTIRE passenger side of my car, leaving $2,000 in damage, I was away getting x-rays for the ankle I broke that very morning. I have no medical insurance, so the accident added grandly to my expenses. You can’t imagine how great it was to hobble back to my car on crutches and see you’d not only done a ridiculous amount of damage to my car, but that you also neglected to stay or leave a note giving me your contact information. How stupid of me to even expect that kind of behavior.