I’d like to thank the numerous people who are making my life a hundred times worse than it had to be now that I’m staying at the fine correctional facility in Wailuku. When I first came here, you all had my back—especially my wonderful girlfriend. But after a long 30 days, you lost all the aloha and respect people believe Maui has. I can’t believe that my good friend—actually, my Godparents’ son—would take advantage of my girlfriend and leave me so depressed. How do you think I feel now that you’ve destroyed all the great things I was looking forward to after my release? Hope to see all of you real soon.