Just wanted to write this little note congratulating whatever couple it was who decided to have safe sex on my favorite beach. Way to go. With unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases increasing by the day, it’s nice to see two people who care about each other enough to think a little before they have sex. Just one thing, though: next time, how about disposing of the used condom? Children play on that beach and, well, I don’t even want to think about one of them finding your little expression of love.