Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) It’s supposed to be good luck to fold 1,000 origami cranes in a year. I’m giving it a try. Someone gave me a stack of fancy paper and whenever I have a minute I fold it into a crane. It’s very meditative, actually, and it occurred to me that this kind of activity might suit you, because of its low time commitment (it only takes a minute). Like I said … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Capricorns might want to borrow someone’s deodorant this week
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Sign Language: It’s up to Libras to free those poor people chained up in the attic
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Virgos either think too much or do too much. Usually, you come to the conclusion early on in life that doing is less dangerous and more useful than thinking, so you tend to focus primarily on that, keeping yourself more busy than any two non-Virgos you know. And thinking has certainly become no less dangerous now than it’s ever been. But it might … [Read more...] about Sign Language: It’s up to Libras to free those poor people chained up in the attic
Sign Language: Geminis shouldn’t worry about that strange smell
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Just as a migratory bird returns to the same spots each year, its route based on memorized landmarks it learned from its predecessors, you’ve been a creature of habit on a grand scale. That is, you’ve revisited identical mental locations, in the same order, for years now. The hapless fowl does it because it’s a matter of life or death, but you do … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Geminis shouldn’t worry about that strange smell
Sign Language: Leos should really have a doctor look at that thing. It’s not getting any better.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) There’s no recipe for the perfect marriage, or ideal child-rearing. Following one formula can only get you so far; individual variances are likely to screw you up along the way no matter what. But two qualities that most successful partnerships and parenting teams possess in abundance are extreme adaptability, and a muscular, flexible sense of … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Leos should really have a doctor look at that thing. It’s not getting any better.
Sign Language: Geminis shouldn’t hide under the bed for at least a few more days
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) What if your parents learned about many of the things you do (or have done)? Embarrassing! But that’s only because their value systems are comically outdated, right? Maybe. Maybe not. You’ll likely have at least one idea about Mom/Pop turned on its head this week, as you discover something about their reckless youth you’d never guess. This is … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Geminis shouldn’t hide under the bed for at least a few more days