Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) When I was a kid, I was entranced by the ads in the backs of comic books I read. Of course I wanted x-ray glasses, a hovercraft, a frog with transparent skin and a tank full of sea monkeys who would make funny faces and perform tricks. I never ordered any of these, which means I never had to face the disappointment of shattered expectations. This week, … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Sorry Virgos, those x-ray glasses you bought aren’t real