Did you happen to notice the drought, dried grasses on the whole island, East Side included, when you tossed your lit cig out your car window? Next time put it out on your brain instead of the window. - Illustration by Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Next time put that cig out on your brain!
By the Editors at Andrews McMeel MAUI MADE NOTW! Daren Young, 30, of Kahului, Hawaii, will need a good dictionary and thesaurus for the task ahead of him. On Oct. 27, Second Circuit Judge Rhonda Loo sentenced Young, who violated a protection order taken out by his ex-girlfriend to the tune of 144 calls and texts, to write down 144 nice things about his ex–without repeating … [Read more...] about NOTW: Maui judge uses thesaurus as punishment and idiots who dress up as bushes and scare people