Gemini (May 21-June 20) Is this life or a sitcom? I saw you doing something ridiculous, like sneaking in through your boyfriend’s doggy door to rip up a regretted break-up note before he read it, or faking a broken leg, cast and all, just so you could cut in line at the amusement park. Whatever great and preposterous lengths you’re willing to go to avert disaster or get ahead, … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Taurus (April 20-May 20) This week, you’re sort of a commando of love, forcing people together at gunpoint. Wielding your AK-47 like some kind of kamikaze cupid, you’ve been wreaking romantic havoc with fearsome glee. Just be careful; being the love child of Rambo and Aphrodite comes with responsibilities, not just ardor-tipped bullets. Although you’re to continue spreading … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Taurus (April 20-May 20) Your mantra this week is: It all balances out. Although this may seem like a Libran sentiment, it more correctly applies to you Bulls right now. The whole clichéd business of new doors opening when old doors slam shut is especially true in your case. Your life’s equilibrium is unshakeable right now (unfortunately forbidding dramatic advances as well as … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Taurus (April 20-May 20) You have astrological vigilante status this week. You’re outside some of the laws that usually apply to you, like those decreed by your sign or genetic code. Enjoy your freedom. Outlaw status means you can be irresponsible for once. It also means you can learn to sing in tune, dance the polka, or seduce a model, even if your croaky vocal cords, stubby … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Taurus (April 20-May 20) Elitism may be your downfall. Your unwillingness to stand beside the unwashed masses makes you an easy target. While your mild snobbery is probably perfectly justified, it’s dangerous. There’s a difference between carefully choosing friends, and passing judgment based on some preconceived frivolity, like appearance or heritage. Your current project, by … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope