Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) All your old hiding places are in imminent danger of discovery. It’s time to remove your lockbox, diary, or family jewels from their usual secret nooks and conceal them someplace new. You can thank me later for this timely warning, because now when your indictors whip open your closet doors hoping to triumphantly expose any lurking skeletons, they’ll … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) There’s heavy traffic ahead. You’re going to be stuck in a bumper-to-bumper jam for the foreseeable future. There’s no avoiding it; the standstill blocks the only available route to your destination. Sucks, doesn’t it? But it could be worse; at least you have this warning, so you can stock up on good music, refreshments, and best of all, a companion to … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You’re sweet, always there for people, constantly cheerful, good company. There’s little I can offer you in the way of advice, but if I had to come up with one thing: you’re too independent. You’re so self-sufficient that you don’t give those who long to get closer to you any openings to be there for you. I’m not saying you should go all soft and weak … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Turn up the volume. You’re doing really well, Virgo, at expressing your wants and needs explicitly and articulately. You’re just not doing it loudly or aggressively enough. Communicating with perfect lucidity is useless if you’re so quiet that the people who need to hear what you’re saying simply can’t. They’re mostly so eager to please that they end up … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Partying is for other signs. The focus of your birthday month, unfortunately, is work, not fun. Tragically, the universe channels mostly tough love for you Virgos. Hey, don’t nag (or stab) the messenger; I’ll applaud you if you say, “Screw it,” take off for Cancun, and spend your savings on pina coladas. However, I doubt your ambitious goals will allow … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope