Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You easily resolve conflicts of interest between head and loins, unlike those squirrelly Geminis or those oversexed Scorpios. You rarely deviate from your prearranged priority status dictating whether brain or crotch gets to call the shots, but I urge you to this week, since your best courses of action will lie opposite your standard procedures. … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Okay, so only a few of the kindnesses you’ve been offered lately were free and clear of strings. So what? Sometimes accepting a favor incurs an obligation. Don’t sorely resent the conditions applied to the beneficence bequeathed upon you. It’s still generous and kind, even if ulterior motives lurk behind it. Hardly anything’s unconditional. You … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Lately you’ve felt as lacking in vocabulary as the family dog. You’ve tried your damnedest to communicate what you’ve been feeling, nonverbally, but it’s not coming across. Whenever you’ve attempted to actually speak, you’ve felt desperately at a loss for words. Quit panting and wagging your tail. No one’s getting it. Part of the problem, of … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You’re in a game of dodge ball I wish you’d lose. You’ve been playing for a couple years now, and you’ve gotten so wily and agile that I despair that you’ll never encounter a player good enough to knock you on your ass and give you what you so desperately need. On the one hand, when you finally do get a stinging slap in the face from an … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) More than any other, your species has been painstakingly dissected and analyzed. I’m sure you poor Scorpios are sick of being studied so closely; these microscopic inquiries into your character are as annoying as they are invasive. You’ve done admirably well at preventing yourself from stinging those who seek to scrutinize the inscrutable, but enough … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope