MISTAKEN IDENTITY Around 4:30am on March 22, High Point, North Carolina, 911 dispatchers received a surprising call from a man informing them he had broken into a business. “Yes, this is Jesus Christ, and I just broke into the Pizza Hut,” claimed 46-year-old Richard Lee Quintero of Greensboro, according to WFMY TV. “Jesus is here, he’s back to Earth. I just broke in and had a … [Read more...] about NOTW: Owl errors, the worst driving test fail ever and that time Jesus broke into a Pizza Hut
By the Editors at Andrews McMeel ECLIPSING WEIRD A California man with European heritage “strong and pure” placed an ad on Craigslist in advance of the solar eclipse on Aug. 21, seeking a “worthy female” to have sex with him in Oregon and “conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.” “Everything will be aligned in the local universe. Both of our cosmic … [Read more...] about NOTW: Smell testers, insect burgers and gruesome nail gun accidents
The 21st Annual Maui Wedding Expo–billed as Maui’s only wedding event of its kind–is set for Saturday, Aug. 27 at the Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa in Kaanapali from 10am to 3pm. The 2016 Maui Wedding Expo, presented by the Maui Wedding Association, will feature Maui’s top wedding vendors including wedding coordinators, photographers and videographers, catering, musicians, … [Read more...] about Maui Wedding Association hosting 21st wedding expo at the Sheraton Maui Resort
The 20th annual Maui Wedding Expo returns this Saturday, Aug. 29 to the King Kamehameha Golf Club. Featuring the island’s premiere vendors, the one-stop shop will host coordinators, photographer, videographers, caterers, florist, wedding publications, specialty products and services, travel and more. It's complete with cakes to taste and a bridal fashion show, door prizes and … [Read more...] about 20th Annual Maui Wedding Expo at the King Kamehameha Golf Club
To the person who stole my slippers from Baby Beach the other week. You must have really needed them since they were two years old and falling apart. I left them in the sand with everyone else’s. And though it may have appeared that everyone had already left the beach, my car was still parked in the lot and I was walking the beach to watch the sunset. Of course, you’d never … [Read more...] about Eh Slipper Thief at Baby Beach!