THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES Frank Lyko is a biologist at the German Cancer Research Center in Heidelberg with a narrow field of study: the marbled crayfish. But as Dr. Lyko and his colleagues report in a study published Feb. 5, there’s more to the six-inch crustacean than meets the eye. Until about 25 years ago, […]
Sign Language: Taurans should really think about upgrading that old flip-phone
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Sometimes I wait until I have guests coming over before I properly clean my apartment. Similarly, Valentine’s Day (bullshit though it is) can be a jump start for your sense of romance, even if you didn’t actually have a date last week. It’s totally arbitrary, but it just might work. You […]
Here’s how you can celebrate Valentine’s Day 2018 Maui-style
Are you ready for Valentine’s Day? Don’t stress because we’ve got you covered. Whether you’re part of a couple lovin’ it up, a single on the mingle or you just don’t care, please check out these Valentine’s Days happenings on Maui and celebrate LOVE! QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU CENTER – Until Wed. Feb 14. It’s the […]
Mauitime 2017 Wedding Guide Leah and Alan Alves Wedding Profile
Leah Alves and Alan Alves Leah and Alan Alves had a hot and stormy romance that started with his friend chatting her up at a Top Shelf Restaurant in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Alan owns Lighthouse Masonry with his brother, and Leah was a student of social work at the time. She says they were both […]
How to Have the Best Valentine’s Day Ever on Maui
Cupid’s got nothin’ on you! Family card making, comedy improv, puppy love and locally made bon bons are just some of the sensational activities Maui has in store for Valentine’s suckers. Hook up your loved one, lover, lover-to-be or just hook it up at any of these Maui Valentine’s Day adventures. GIVE HER WHAT […]
Sign Language: Aquarians should ignore the people dancing outside
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Patience is, indeed, one of your virtues, but even you have limits. Sometimes things just take too damn long. There’s nothing you or I can do about that–we’re not in control of these situations. Things take as long as they take–and trying to rush them will just screw them up. It’s […]
TOP 25 Maui Valentines Day Events
Happy Valentines Day from MauiTime Love is in the air this weekend, so what are you gonna do about it? Get shot by Cupid’s arrow, of course! From gift ideas like spa treatments to romantic, serenaded multi-course dinners, this list great Valentine’s Day events will awaken your passion, however you celebrate. Champagne & […]
Sign Language: Pisces should use their time machines for good, not evil
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Be a surfer this week. You don’t just ride one wave and call it a day. You surf it as far as it’ll take you, then paddle back out, gamely seeking the next promising swell. What you’ve been doing lately is akin to giving up because the experience wasn’t perfect; it’s […]
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