Booze is a tricky thing. We’re living in a kind of Liquor Renaissance, but on Maui we have to tiptoe around the draconian rules of our county Department of Liquor Control. The mixology revival may merely be a backlash against the pre-bottled convenience mixes of the 1970s and ‘80s, or perhaps it ties sustainable farm-to-table practices to bar chefs. Either way, we can now … [Read more...] about 2013 MauiTime Bar Guide
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Taurus (April 20-May 20) You have astrological vigilante status this week. You’re outside some of the laws that usually apply to you, like those decreed by your sign or genetic code. Enjoy your freedom. Outlaw status means you can be irresponsible for once. It also means you can learn to sing in tune, dance the polka, or seduce a model, even if your croaky vocal cords, stubby … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Aries (March 21-April 19) Last night’s dream continued my recent subconscious theme of interacting with ancient gods. In it, I lived in the Reformatory for Naughty Mortals. Thor, as a punishment for screwing around with sexy humans, had been assigned to guard us, and was forced to wear a gruesome-looking chastity device. Sound familiar? I deleted my earlier metaphor for you … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) I dreamt I wandered through a misty garden of white marble statues carved to resemble the Pantheon of ancient gods. Stumbling at Eros’ cherubic feet, I found myself sobbing about a broken heart. Cupid, suddenly warm and alive, nodded knowingly at my apparently familiar complaint and lifted a giant birdbath, already filled to the brim with other … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Baldasare Forestiere spent almost 50 years on his fantastic creation: the Forestiere Underground Gardens. In the arid San Joaquin Valley, he excavated the hardpan by hand to create a huge complex of gardens, filling most of a 10-acre parcel. You, too, may discover that the ground you’ve been cultivating is too sun-parched and infertile to support the … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope