You think Ho`okipa is your private park. You put chairs in the parking spots to save them for your buddies. You put up piles of stones. Then if the wind knocks them down and kids are around, you yell at them. You yell at tourists to “go home.” You cut down trees and brush, then stack them all over the park. You clearly enjoy living off the dole and having your piece of the pie, … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Ho`okipa isn’t your private park!
Tourists
Eh Brah: Use the crosswalks on South Kihei Road!
Eh tourists! Use da crosswalks! They’re everywhere! Look to da left, look to da right. Walk another 20 yards, use ‘em. Hawaii taxpayers would really appreciate it, since we put ‘em in on South Kihei Road to keep you safe (hopefully). Blinking lights can be irritating and ruin our island style, but we do it to keep pedestrians and commuters safe. Making a car stop for you can … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Use the crosswalks on South Kihei Road!
Sign Language: Aries need to use their inside voice this week
Aries (March 21-April 19) Use your inside voice, Aries. Now is not to the time to enthusiastically proclaim to the heavens and the entire neighborhood–well, anything. Keep all of that stuff to yourself at the moment. A little intriguing mystery can go a long way, and even though many people (including myself) find it endearing how you wear your heart on your sleeve, it doesn’t … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Aries need to use their inside voice this week
Drew Toonz wants us to listen to the turtles of Hookipa Beach
Illustration: Andrew Miller … [Read more...] about Drew Toonz wants us to listen to the turtles of Hookipa Beach
NOTW: Holographic pop stars, tourists gone wild and great mosquito festivals
VIRTUAL FANDOM The phenomenal Japanese singer Hatsune Miku (100 million YouTube hits) is coming off of a sold-out, 10-city North American concert tour with high-energy audiences (blocks-long lines to get in; raucous crowd participation; hefty souvenir sales), except that “she” isn’t real. Hatsune Miku is a projected hologram on stage singing and dancing (but her band is … [Read more...] about NOTW: Holographic pop stars, tourists gone wild and great mosquito festivals