Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You’ve probably noticed how vulnerable or receptive towards Geminis you are. There’s a surprising amount of reciprocity there, too. But did you know that you have the perfect Band-Aid for your favorite Gem’s Achilles’ heel? Luckily for you, they’ve got a similar remedy that will cure your own most tender wound. It might be the kind of thing where you … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You’re sweet, always there for people, constantly cheerful, good company. There’s little I can offer you in the way of advice, but if I had to come up with one thing: you’re too independent. You’re so self-sufficient that you don’t give those who long to get closer to you any openings to be there for you. I’m not saying you should go all soft and weak … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
THE LONE RANGER New Movie Review
A better title would have been The Mighty Tonto and His Uninteresting, Whiny Masked Sidekick, but I’m getting ahead of myself. In this adaptation of the classic radio serial, Armie Hammer plays a bumbling lawman who pursues a dastardly villain (William Fichtner, effectively nasty) and learns to become a desert warrior through the help of Tonto (played by Johnny Depp), a Native … [Read more...] about THE LONE RANGER New Movie Review
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Gemini (May 21-June 20) Behind one door is a cage full of restless, hungry wild tigers. Behind the other lies a moat full of crocodiles, piranha, and shark. These are your choices?! Sometimes life demands that you push through these challenges, and risk losing a limb to get to where you want to go. And sometimes the universe is giving you a hint: It might be better to stay put … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Taurus (April 20-May 20) This week, you’re sort of a commando of love, forcing people together at gunpoint. Wielding your AK-47 like some kind of kamikaze cupid, you’ve been wreaking romantic havoc with fearsome glee. Just be careful; being the love child of Rambo and Aphrodite comes with responsibilities, not just ardor-tipped bullets. Although you’re to continue spreading … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope