Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) When a fly gets caught in a spiderweb, it’s mostly snared by its own stupidity. If it had the sense to just keep still a moment, check out its situation and carefully extricate itself, it would have a better chance of getting free. But instead it struggles, inevitably tangling itself further and attracting the attention of the spider itself. I’m not … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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2012 MauiTime Bar Guide
“The hard part about being a bartender,” said the writer Richard Braunstein, “is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” Bartending is, without a doubt, the toughest of all service industry jobs. Especially on one of the most popular tourist islands in the world. Part chemist and part psychologist, a bartender has to managed both the often contradictory wishes of … [Read more...] about 2012 MauiTime Bar Guide
Your Horoscope
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You dream you meet your soul mate, who turns out to be a duck. As he cocks his head to allow first one beady eye, then the other, to gaze longingly into your dewy pair, you listen to his tales of the Fowl Revolution. The moment you fervently swear allegiance to his cause you awaken, but the memory of his beaky kiss still lingers. Ducky’s gone, but you … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
Speed Dating With The Beautiful People At Moana Cafe
My outlook on dating is the same as my outlook on peas: Tried it out a couple times and decided it’s not for me. Now, I spend my time deflecting cries of, “That’s because you haven’t tried MY peas,” or “the RIGHT peas,” and “They’re good for you.” Anyway, the last foray into speed dating landed me across from a friend’s newly divorced dad. I pretended to be deeply engrossed in … [Read more...] about Speed Dating With The Beautiful People At Moana Cafe
Kula Kid Does Detroit After MauiTime Wins Its First AAN Editorial Award
Oh, Detroit. A place that demands you feel it. It’s got smooth, cool hands and hot nasty parts that’ll make you blush in bad ways; make you cry for more, too. It’s home to a people who say, “Look, this is who I am; we are.” And in so doing—at least for the tourist like me—challenges you to show something of yourself in turn. That said, I’m sorry to report that my recent … [Read more...] about Kula Kid Does Detroit After MauiTime Wins Its First AAN Editorial Award