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Eh Brah! Your cruise ship friend stole from me!
Eh brah! To the old lady who drove a Lexus and her cruise ship friend who was visiting–whether you were in on it or not, your cruise ship friend did steal from me. After you argued with me that I was trying to scam you (even though I was showing you video and pictures of her stealing with you) and kept insisting that you “live here,” she finally gave up the bracelet after you … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Your cruise ship friend stole from me!
Eh Brah! Why’d you steal my panini cactus?
I’ve been picking panini cactus for over a decade. It’s very hard work over rough terrain, but I do this because I donate most of my earnings to orphans and the homeless. But then you went and stole my most recent pick. You should be glad that I didn’t see you, because I go for the jugular when I’m enraged. No matter, because I believe in karma, so good luck with what’s … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Why’d you steal my panini cactus?
Eh Brah: Why’d you have to be the Grinch and steal our present?
The Grinch hit our Upcountry neighborhood this year. The gift we had out on our rubbish can was taken! You had better watch out as we already know what’s going to be in the bag for you next year! How sad that a lovely tradition to give to those who help us all year long was taken by someone who thought they would make a game of it. You are most certainly on the naughty list for … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Why’d you have to be the Grinch and steal our present?
NOTW: Eyelid shaving, metal swallowing and cheesesteaks for the dead
PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US Chengdu, China, street barber Xiong Gaowu offers a most unusual service at his roadside location in Sichuan province. For $12, Xiong will shave the inside of his customers’ eyelids using a straight razor, according to Reuters. Xiong suggests being “gentle, very, very gentle” when performing eyelid shaving, or “blade wash eyes,” as the technique is … [Read more...] about NOTW: Eyelid shaving, metal swallowing and cheesesteaks for the dead