COMPELLING EXPLANATION In Bainbridge Township, Ohio, a 60-year-old man called police on Oct. 22 after firing two warning shots into his backyard, WOIO reported. The unnamed man told officers he was trying to scare an animal away, but when asked if it might have been a bear, he said, "It ain't no... bear because it was jiggling my doorknob." The homeowner went on to tell … [Read more...] about News of the Weird: The ancient practice of sunning your taint, innovative poop bricks, and more