By the Editors at Andrews McMeel MAUI MADE NOTW! Daren Young, 30, of Kahului, Hawaii, will need a good dictionary and thesaurus for the task ahead of him. On Oct. 27, Second Circuit Judge Rhonda Loo sentenced Young, who violated a protection order taken out by his ex-girlfriend to the tune of 144 calls and texts, to write down 144 nice things about his ex–without repeating … [Read more...] about NOTW: Maui judge uses thesaurus as punishment and idiots who dress up as bushes and scare people
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NOTW: Container Spotting, golf cart chop shops and people who watch ‘Friends’ way too much
By the editors at Andrew McMeel DIGITAL COCKTAIL If you visit Dawson City in Canada’s Yukon Territory, you can’t skip one of its famous traditions: sipping on a Sourtoe Cocktail at the Sourdough Saloon. The drink, conceived in 1973, comprises the cocktail of your choice garnished with a pickled amputated human toe. (“You can drink it fast, you can drink it slow, but your lips … [Read more...] about NOTW: Container Spotting, golf cart chop shops and people who watch ‘Friends’ way too much
NOTW: Massive holes, SWAT overkill and art you must sit on
TRAINING DAY A June 2016 police raid on David Jessen’s Fresno County (California) farmhouse caused a $150,000 mess when sheriff’s deputies and Clovis Police Department officers “rescued” it from a trespassing homeless man–with the massive destruction leading to Jessen’s lawsuit announced in March. The misdemeanant helped himself to an ice cream bar, some milk and half a … [Read more...] about NOTW: Massive holes, SWAT overkill and art you must sit on
NOTW: Millennial views on war, dumb crooks and offensive sandwiches
NEW WORLD ORDER In December, Canada’s supportive organization The Transgender Project released a biographical video of the former Paul Wolscht, 46 and the father of seven children with his ex-wife, Marie, describing his new life as not only a female but a six-year-old female, Stephoknee Wolscht. She told the Daily Xtra that not acting her real age (even while doing “adult” … [Read more...] about NOTW: Millennial views on war, dumb crooks and offensive sandwiches
NOTW: Bogus SWAT Raids, Owl Recovery & Silicone Horns
ANNALS OF INJUSTICE Richard Rosario is in year 18 of a 25-to-life sentence for murder, even though 13 alibi witnesses have tried to tell authorities that he was with them–1,000 miles away–at the time of the crime. (Among the 13 are a sheriff’s deputy, a pastor and a federal corrections officer.) The “evidence” against him: Two “eyewitnesses” in New York City had picked him out … [Read more...] about NOTW: Bogus SWAT Raids, Owl Recovery & Silicone Horns