To the concerned citizen in the brand new SUV who told me that you were worried about the homeless man you saw sleeping at the Lahaina Post Office in the rain. How about sharing some of your holiday spirit with him, rather than just talking with me about it. You seem far more capable to assist him than I am. Just saying. Illustration: Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: How about showing that homeless guy in Lahaina some holiday spirit?
Eh brah! I work the night shift in Kahului. Every morning I’m driving on Pu`unene on my way home, and here you come in your big white SUV to the intersection of Pu`unene and W. Kauai. You don’t stop at the stop sign–you don’t even slow down! If you’re running that late for work every morning, buy an alarm clock and learn how to use it! Mahalo! Illustration: Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Learn how to use an alarm clock!
Quit driving! You’re going to get someone killed (like me)! I was on my way to work when idiot you in a Cadillac Escalade tried to turn left onto Pi‘ilani Highway where there were no lights. You inched your way halfway across the empty (thank God) highway so that you were covering half of it with your enormous SUV, instead of using the merge lane for left turners trying to get … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Learn to use the merge lane!
Eh, yoga teacher: We know you walk around town in skimpy clothes and eat organic. And that you have a dog. Many people do these things, but somehow get through life without thinking that they’re better than everyone else. You, not so much. We’re tired of you refusing to wait for a parking spot and just parking your oversized gas-guzzling SUV wherever you want to. You know, it … [Read more...] about Eh arrogant organic-eating SUV-driving yoga teacher!
At the start of Jason Reitman's new drama Labor Day, a mother and son are shopping when a wounded man appears, gently grabs the son by the neck and forces them to drive him to their home. Once there, he reveals himself to be an escaped convict. Yet, there's something different about him. Initially, the mother and son are on edge but gradually, they warm up to him. The criminal, … [Read more...] about LABOR DAY New Movie Review