ANYTHING FOR THE ‘GRAM Social media have given us the dubious opportunity to document all manner of celebratory, mournful, hilarious, and contemplative events. And so they have opened the door to fame for “Paul Flart” (real name: Doug), a 31-year-old hospital security guard who took to Instagram in March to share with the world his “sphincter sirens.” Flart spent a lot of time … [Read more...] about News of the Weird: Sphincter sirens, the Poop Patrol, a cheese grater thief, and more