Cancer (June 21-July 22) People are moody. You, of all people, should understand that and cut everyone some slack this week. Whether it’s righteous fury at the state of the world, because someone else was petty to them and they’re just paying it forward, try to let it slide. Don’t allow it to transform you into a similarly snappish grouch. Rise above it like the sensitive, … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Life isn’t a smutty romance novel, Capricorn
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Sign Language: You’re not a tree, Scorpio. Act like it.
Cancer (June 21-July 22) Being a good person – even a saintly one – doesn’t exempt you from unjust bullshit. Things happen to you regardless of whether you deserve them, or any notion of fairness. Someone who’s less obsessed with their own virtue might react to those events with a shrug, thinking, “It’s about time,” instead of, “It’s not fair.” Consequently they’d get through … [Read more...] about Sign Language: You’re not a tree, Scorpio. Act like it.
Sign Language: You can’t just stop milking the cow, Taurus!
Cancer (June 21-July 22) Never underestimate anyone’s capacity to self-delude. Many people expertly rewrite reality in their own minds to suit whatever outlandish notions appeal to them. Give them the slightest bit of wiggle room and they’ll stretch it into a mansion of glorious self-deception. In this case, it’s probably better to not let them go there, since when that thing … [Read more...] about Sign Language: You can’t just stop milking the cow, Taurus!
Sign Language: How about just not snorting anything, Sagittarius?
Gemini (May 21-June 20) There are two main methods of losing weight: eating less and exercising more. Common sense dictates that the most viable and sustainable strategy is a combination of the two – moderate physical activity coupled with a modest reduction of food intake. And yet you are so attached to extreme solutions that you’re unwilling to consider the middle road. I … [Read more...] about Sign Language: How about just not snorting anything, Sagittarius?
Sign Language: No dumping, Virgo
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Here you go. What do you mean, “what is it?” It’s an invisible jet, of course. Yes, I know you’ll look ridiculous flying around in it. Does that mean you don’t want it? If possibly embarrassing yourself will keep you from exercising every resource at your disposal, you might as well give up now. There’s a shitload of fun to be had with an invisible jet … [Read more...] about Sign Language: No dumping, Virgo