[Editor’s note of caution: Tinder stories get saucy. Due to sensitive content, names have been changed.] “Who doesn’t like to shop?” said Cara, 25 and doe-eyed, twisting her strawberry ringlets into braids before her date. “It’s Tinder, it’s easy.” She dabbed her essential oil before scanning me, “and it’s been a while, I can tell. You need to open up your … [Read more...] about Millennial Dating on Maui: A 2020 Tinder memoir
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Sign Language: Sagittarians need to take a moment and fix their bedheads
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) In some cases, signs opposite each other on the zodiac wheel aren’t so different–Leos and Aquarians, for example, are in many ways quite similar. You and your opposing sign, Virgo, however, have little common ground. They embrace organization, order, activity, and efficiency, and see chaos as a thing to tame. You, on the other hand, treasure your … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Sagittarians need to take a moment and fix their bedheads
Sign Language: Taurans need to accept that their cat is actually a pineapple
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Like you, I’m a major multitasker. I like surfing the Internet while watching television while playing with the dog while cooking dinner while getting dressed while tidying the room. I am always in the middle of at least 5 books. So I get it. But I also get totally dropping all those balls I’m juggling and losing my brain in a hot bath. That mindless … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Taurans need to accept that their cat is actually a pineapple
Sign Language: This weekend Pisces gets to indulge in unrealistic romance
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) If you were a door-to-door salesperson this week, you’d make a bloody fortune. You can talk anyone into anything right now. Go ahead and convince the bartender to give you free drinks, or your boss to give everyone an extra-long lunch hour. But when it comes to changing someone’s mind about anything that’s important, be sure that the consequences … [Read more...] about Sign Language: This weekend Pisces gets to indulge in unrealistic romance
AIIIEEEE Surgery and Whale Meat and Gun Craziness and Religious Messages From All Over
AIIIIEEEEEEEE! Chengdu, China, barber Liu Deyuan, 53, is one of the few who still provide traditional “eye-shaving,” in which he holds the eye open and runs a razor across the lids’ inner surfaces. Then, using a thin metal rod with a round tip, he gently massages the inside of each lid. Liu told a reporter for the Chengdu Business Daily in April that he had never had an … [Read more...] about AIIIEEEE Surgery and Whale Meat and Gun Craziness and Religious Messages From All Over