Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You dream you meet your soulmate, who turns out to be a duck. As they cock their head to allow first one beady eye, then the other, to gaze longingly into your dewy pair, you listen to their tales of the Fowl Revolution. The moment you fervently swear allegiance to their cause you awaken, but the memory of their beaky kiss still lingers. Ducky’s … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Just because it isn’t a sentient robot doesn’t mean it isn’t worth your time, Pisces