Eh brah: I was standing in line behind you the other day, but I guarantee you didn’t see me. That’s because you were too busy staring at your phone, texting or checking email or whatever. Was it that crucial that you couldn’t be bothered to pay attention to the clerk or the rest of us in line, which was still moving despite your inattention? I wonder what it’s like to live like … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Pay attention when you’re in line!
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Eh Rude Auntie!
Eh Auntie: After dropping off donations at Goodwill, I got in line to buy a 99 cent vase. The man in line in front of me was nice enough to let me cut, since I just had the one item. But when I got to the register and the clerk gave me the total, you came running up to the counter, yelling “How dare you cut in front of me–the nerve of you people!” First off, you weren’t even in … [Read more...] about Eh Rude Auntie!
Eh Rude Ultrasound Tech!
To the young ultrasound technician: I think you should get your pulse checked. When a pregnant woman who is lying on your table has questions about the procedures you are performing on her body, you should learn how to answer her. She has every right to know what’s going on, every step of the way during her visit with you. Instead, you just sat there with your gum-smacking, … [Read more...] about Eh Rude Ultrasound Tech!