Eh, my fellow office workers! I know you love your coworkers and want to express your aloha by bringing delicious treats to share with everyone but please don't try to force them on me. Just because I'm fat it doesn't mean I want to get fatter and sicker by eating donuts, cookies, brownies, cake, or your late wife's special cheesecake recipe. While I appreciate the sentiment, … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Thanks, but…
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Eh Brah! Rethink your actions or karma will come…
It sure took the aloha spirit out of my sails when I came out from a hike at the Bamboo Forest to see my side window smashed in. Seeing as I drive an Outback you knew I wasn't a tourist, and the car seat in the back showed me to be a parent (a single father at that). You took only a shiny waist pack that had my 8-year-old daughter's fake phone and doll "make up" kit. When you … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Rethink your actions or karma will come…
Eh Brah! Sup gramps…
Sup grandpa? Perhaps you shouldn’t drive yourself to shop at Costco anymore as it seems old age has crept up on you so much that you can’t be bothered to check both ways to make sure it’s clear and safe enough to exit. I assume that's the reason, because that’s the only thing in my mind that explains why you pulled out onto the main road, causing me to slam on my brakes to … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Sup gramps…
Eh Brah! You wouldn’t do that to your mama!
Nothing irritates me more than those who think Mother Earth is a giant ashtray or trash can! Maui is such a beautiful place to enjoy nature and unfortunately is littered by irresponsible two-leggeds. I’m sure these people wouldn’t put butts out on their own Mama’s lap... … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! You wouldn’t do that to your mama!
Eh Brah! Leave it for someone who needs it!
I see you parking your vehicle in a handicap spot at the beach park because you have a placard hanging from your rear view mirror. Then I watch shockingly as you walk around, pull a board off your rack and jump in to go surfing! I know parking spaces at beach parks are scarce, but it really infuriates me to see able-bodied people like you using handicap spaces when you … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Leave it for someone who needs it!