Illustration by Ron Pitts The horrible lady that ran over an adult peacock on South Kihei Road needs to see how that feels! Learn to chill, this is Maui. Peacocks don't move fast and when you honk they freeze. You were already stopped and waiting... Why not go around? Why run it over, killing it? What's your rush? Killing an amazing defenseless animal makes you one of the … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Take your attitude back!
Illustration by Ron Pitts Eh brah! I GET WHY you and your colorful bicycle buddies enjoy cruising our rural, quiet, and peaceful Upcountry road. I got no beef with that... WHAT I DON’T GET is how completely OBLIVIOUS you can be about how voices carry up here! Especially when you’re cluelessly YAKKING away to your pal who’s riding about 30 feet away from you!! Kind of ironic, … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Shush!
Illustrated by Ron Pitts As we all know, MPD adamantly enforces a long list of laws that govern the roads. The seatbelt law even has a catchy slogan that we all know. If I'm not mistaken, vehicles turning right on red are REQUIRED to STOP before proceeding. My main method of transportation is a bicycle and I use crossways regularly to avoid disrupting traffic. Many times … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! You are breaking the law!
Illustration by Ron Pitts To the lady that lets her two tiny dogs run wild across the beach: So shame you let your dogs poop in the sand and don't pick it up... You stood there and watched them do it! Many of us love to feel the sand on our feet. Have some respect for our beach and the people on it. … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! So shame!
Illustration by Ron Pitts You know, honking your horn wasn’t gonna make either myself or the car in front of me move for your convenience since we were all waiting for another car to back up outta the stall. And squeezing your small ass car around into the oncoming lane as the other car finished and was driving away wasn’t safe and made you guys look like complete assclowns. … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! You look like an assclown