Gemini (May 21-June 20) Is this life or a sitcom? I saw you doing something ridiculous, like sneaking in through your boyfriend’s doggy door to rip up a regretted break-up note before he read it, or faking a broken leg, cast and all, just so you could cut in line at the amusement park. Whatever great and preposterous lengths you’re willing to go to avert disaster or get ahead, … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Taurus (April 20-May 20) Your mantra this week is: It all balances out. Although this may seem like a Libran sentiment, it more correctly applies to you Bulls right now. The whole clichéd business of new doors opening when old doors slam shut is especially true in your case. Your life’s equilibrium is unshakeable right now (unfortunately forbidding dramatic advances as well as … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) In one sweaty fist, you’ve got a handful of keen, probably profitable ideas. In your other slick mitt you clutch some of your most beloved, if somewhat unrealistic, dreams. Unlikely doesn’t mean unachievable, however. Now that you’re being forced to choose which hand you’ll play this round with, consider these astrological facts: 1)Either hand could … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Keep trying, and you might graduate from fearsome allosaur to mighty T. Rex. You’ve already earned a reputation as a ruthless predator, and your unfortunate potential victims shrink from your toothy maw with justifiable terror. Do you really want to rampage your way through life? Especially when you could have those same weak cattle eating trustingly … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Cancer (June 21-July 22) Western society tends to view the heart as the seat of the emotions, but many other cultures say the root of intense feelings is actually the liver. It outweighs the heart and is made of softer stuff—heart tissue is actually pretty tough. I’ve noticed you’ve been pretty tough lately, too. Do you really need to be so rugged? Might I suggest taking a … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope