Eh brah, way to make a scene at the resort pool the other day by yelling at the slide attendant. All she was doing was telling your kids to stay out of the part of the pool where riding the slide drops into. But clearly, her crime was apparently caring about your kids more than you do. But you showed her! “I don’t do rules!” you yelled at her in front of pretty much everyone at … [Read more...] about Eh Brah, why’d you have to yell at the slide attendant?
1. On Sunday, Oct. 23, an early morning fire in the kitchen of Three’s Bar & Grill in Kihei caused no injuries but forced the restaurant to close. According to a news release sent out by the owners that night, how long should it take to get the restaurant back open? A. One week B. Two weeks C. Three weeks D. Four weeks E. Five weeks 2. This Friday, Oct. 28, a new … [Read more...] about Quizunderstood: Do you know when Maui restaurant Three’s Bar & Grill will reopen?
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THE UNHONEYMOON A Saratoga Springs, New York, resort has begun accepting totally defeated husbands and wives for a relaxed weekend that includes divorce, bringing to America a concept already successful in six European cities. The Gideon Putnam Resort & Spa charges $5,000 for a couple to check in on a Friday, married, but leave Sunday officially single (complete with all … [Read more...] about NOTW: Unhoneymoons, spider sex and the worst cockroach infestation ever
FATBURGER ANNIVERSARY The Fatburger chain’s location in Pukalani will be celebrating its first birthday this Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The place known for burgers, sandwiches and both fat and skinny French fries will party down with giveaways, samples and specials every day. What’s more, they’ll host award-winning entertainers everyday, too! The live music starts Friday … [Read more...] about Fatburger Turns 1 While Krispy Kreme Turns 76 And Sheraton Now Sells Adult Shave Ice