By the Editors at Andrews McMeel MAUI MADE NOTW! Daren Young, 30, of Kahului, Hawaii, will need a good dictionary and thesaurus for the task ahead of him. On Oct. 27, Second Circuit Judge Rhonda Loo sentenced Young, who violated a protection order taken out by his ex-girlfriend to the tune of 144 calls and texts, to write down 144 nice things about his ex–without repeating … [Read more...] about NOTW: Maui judge uses thesaurus as punishment and idiots who dress up as bushes and scare people