Look, dude. You’ve sent me over 60 emails in the past two weeks. Isn’t it time you get the hint? I. Am. Not. Interested. I don’t want to hear about your past relationships or hopes for the future. I don’t need the latest inspirational verse you have for me. Sorry (not sorry), but I’m not your friend like that and we’ve never even actually met. Maybe you’re lonely, and if so I … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! I. Am. Not. Interested.