FAMILY OF MAN The notorious white separatist Craig Cobb is currently soliciting like-skinned people to move to his tiny town of Leith, N.D. (pop. 16), to create a deluxe Caucasian enclave, but at the urging of a black TV host submitted to a DNA test in November to “prove” his lineage–and turned up 14 percent black (“Sub-Saharan African”). He has vowed to try other DNA tests … [Read more...] about Vice Ministry Of Beer and Informal Georgia Sobriety Tests and Least Competent Criminals
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Maui Police Officer Nelson Johnson Arrested For Assault While Governor Neil Abercrombie Appoints Media Attorney Jeff Portnoy To UH Board Of Regents
MAUI POLICE OFFICER NELSON JOHNSON ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT Shortly before noon on Wednesday, Nov. 20, the Maui Police arrested one of their own–Nelson Johnson–for allegedly assaulting his teenage daughter the night before, according to a Maui PD press release written by Maui PD Lt. Jayson Rego. Here’s how Rego’s press statement described Johnson’s alleged actions: “On November … [Read more...] about Maui Police Officer Nelson Johnson Arrested For Assault While Governor Neil Abercrombie Appoints Media Attorney Jeff Portnoy To UH Board Of Regents
Maui Electric Company Starts Sending Out Monster Refund Checks
As you can see from the photo, which shows my personal Maui Electric Company refund, it is indeed a tidy sum. A very tidy sum. So tidy, in fact, that the $.77 printed on it barely justifies the postage used on the envelope that delivered it into my hands. “On May 31, 2013, the Hawaii Public Utilities Commission (PUC) issued a final decision for Maui Electric Company [MECO]‘s … [Read more...] about Maui Electric Company Starts Sending Out Monster Refund Checks
Hawaii Legislative Special Session On Same Sex Marriage Begins while More Precious Molasses Gets Spilled Into Kahului Harbor
SPECIAL SESSION BEGINS Well, this is it. At 10am on the morning of Monday, Oct. 28, the Hawaii State Legislature went into Special Session to deal with, among other things, the issue of same-sex marriage. Ironically, after all the decades of controversy and missed opportunities, the issue today seems not to be if Governor Neil Abercrombie’s proposed legislation will pass, but … [Read more...] about Hawaii Legislative Special Session On Same Sex Marriage Begins while More Precious Molasses Gets Spilled Into Kahului Harbor
Maui Police To Overun Lahaina Halloween Festivities With Legions Of Zombie Cops And Other Scary Tales
So on my desk right now are two copies of the latest press release from the Maui Police Department (otherwise known as news stories from The Maui News and Maui Now). Both stories are basically the same, repeating the same fear-mongering from the police about this year’s Halloween festival in Lahaina without any independent reporting or skepticism. The Maui Now piece, which was … [Read more...] about Maui Police To Overun Lahaina Halloween Festivities With Legions Of Zombie Cops And Other Scary Tales