Didn't you sea turtles get the memo? The United States Endangered Species List is literally the hospice of the animal kingdom! You got put on it a few years ago. So everyone prepared to say their goodbyes, gave you 15 foot or whatever, roped off the beach, worked on medicating your funny face fungus thing, and waited for you to follow the Dodo into animal heaven. BUT YOU CAME … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! You turtles are goons!
GIVING UP THE GHOST In January, Amanda Sparrow Large, 46, of Belfast, Ireland, stretched the May-December union to new lengths when she wed a 300-year-old ghost of a Haitian pirate. “I wanted the big traditional wedding with the white dress. It was very important to me,” she told the Irish Mirror. Large said that “Jack,” who was executed for thieving on the high seas, became … [Read more...] about News of the Weird: A teacher begins to crack at the end of the year, pass it off as art, and more