To the hardcore gangsters who’ve been tagging my neighborhood in giant ugly red spray paint: Last time I checked, it’s not so “hardcore” to tag a community-built children’s bus stop in your own neighborhood. After uncle donated his day to painting over your slop, you struck again. Congrats! I know it’s probably a little slow for your gang-banging lifestyle here in the “hood,” … [Read more...] about Eh Wannabe Hardcore Taggers
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Your Horoscope
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Don’t leap too quickly to absolution this week. This applies both to your wrongdoings and your wrongdoers. A simple “I’m sorry” goes a long way, but it just doesn’t cut it right now. The reason: there are things that can be done to repair the damage done by the “sins” committed. Instead of just apologizing for the shit that went down, or accepting an … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
Eh Harsh Restaurant Critic
Just wanted to thank the wonderful guest whose disregard for an out-of-order bathroom sign ended my employment. I did apologize and do my best to make things right with you but you weren’t even satisfied with the free dinner, refund on your discounted lunch and $100 gift card. You still slammed the restaurant on a review site–naming me–which resulted in my immediate … [Read more...] about Eh Harsh Restaurant Critic
Your Horoscope
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) If I were to select a tarot card for you this week, it would be the Ten of Cups, inverted. It generally features ten chalices overflowing into each other. When a card is inverted, it usually means that there’s some kind of obstruction to its pure manifestation. In other words, it’s obvious to everyone but you that your life is spilling over with bounty … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
Eh Generous Guy In Line
One morning not too long ago I traveled across the island to get tickets to a big concert. I got there around 8:45am (tickets went on sale at 9am) and had my one-year-old daughter in her backpack carrier. As I get closer to the entrance, I began to realize that the line had hundreds of people. I started having an “oh s**t” moment, mostly because I knew that my daughter would … [Read more...] about Eh Generous Guy In Line