It's 6:30am. This is the second time you have run the stop sign at the bottom of Ulumalu Road, causing me to slam on my breaks. Lucky no one was behind me. In the end, we both ended up at Haleakala Highway at the EXACT same time. So what's your reasoning? Macho, ego-maniac, stupidity? You fit all three! Not sure about your life, but I would really love to arrive alive tonight … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Stop driving negative energy!
This is to all you brain dead idiots who patch the asphalt in our roads: Can't you put in a smooth patch? People, next time you drive, notice how many times your wheels go KATHUNK, KATHUNK, throwing your car out of alignment and pissing you off. Crap patch jobs are absolutely everywhere and you lame-ass workers should be ashamed. It really is as bad or worse than any third … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Take some pride in your patch job!
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