You didn’t even notice the glassy sparkling water on the breaking waves or the breaching whales at Olowalu because your lips started sucking diesel fumes from my tailpipe at Ma‘alaea. Instead of losing my cool and slamming on my brakes, buying myself a new vehicle on your dime, and putting that radiator in your lap (just so you know, I could have), I pulled over into the right … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! This isn’t a video game!