Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Keep trying, and you might graduate from fearsome allosaur to mighty T. Rex. You’ve already earned a reputation as a ruthless predator, and your unfortunate potential victims shrink from your toothy maw with justifiable terror. Do you really want to rampage your way through life? Especially when you could have those same weak cattle eating trustingly … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Though I have many simple desires, my acquired tastes afford me the most pleasure. I like my chocolate dark and bitter. I enjoy stinky goat cheese, Brussels sprouts, and extra spicy Asian food. Learning to like something occasionally takes a little effort. For instance, a friend taught me to love olives by forcing me to eat just one every time I … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) It’s rare when affairs of the heart fall in line with those of the brain. That is, we can often tell what’s best for ourselves, but fail to follow it. You know how it goes: “If only I could fall in love with so and so; they adore me!” This week, miraculously, that isn’t your problem. Count yourself very lucky. Emotion and logic working together is an … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
With Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Two We Look Back On The Whole Twilight Franchise
Editor’s note: Because of the press screening schedule of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2, we are unable to bring you a review by press time. Instead, our reviewer has written this essay on the end of the popular movie franchise. Here’s my favorite story about being a movie critic: during my first year of writing for MauiTime, I wrote a scathing review of the first Twilight … [Read more...] about With Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Two We Look Back On The Whole Twilight Franchise
Frankenweenie New Movie Review
Before he became an enormously successful filmmaker, Tim Burton was once a struggling artist. In the 1980s, he was employed by the Disney animation department, where he worked on films like The Fox and the Hound and The Black Cauldron. He also made his first masterpiece, a 30-minute black and white homage to horror films called Frankenweenie, about a young boy named Victor … [Read more...] about Frankenweenie New Movie Review