For more than two years, Maui’s branch of the Free The Nipple organization has been strutting their topless selves at Rainbow Park and down Baldwin Avenue in Paia Town. This past August, they walked down towards the Cove at Baldwin Beach, and many onlookers might have been wondering, “Who are these topless hippies? And, why are they cruising through Paia with their boobs … [Read more...] about The challenges the topless activists of Free The Nipple face on Maui
Eh brah, this is for the dickhead fishermen at Little Beach who insisted on fishing in the swimming area, effectively cutting off a third of the beach. When politely asked to move, one went apeshit for 20 minutes, screaming obscenities and threatening people with violence. There was plenty of room for everyone if you had just moved down the beach a few yards. But, apparently, … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Why did you have to be such jerks at Little Beach?
Nip slips are now a symbol of our equal rights under the U.S. Constitution. Following the men who took to the beaches of Atlantic City in 1935 and proclaimed their right to expose their pecs, the women of Maui will celebrate International Go Topless Day at Rainbow Park in Paia this Sunday, Aug. 23 from 3pm to 5pm. And no, this isn’t a tropical edition of Girls Gone Wild. … [Read more...] about International Go Topless Day at Rainbow Park
Photo: Sean M. Hower Walking onto Big Beach is like walking into a high school cafeteria. There are all the designated cliques; they even sit on separate sides of the beach. So I’ll be the knowledgeable goth guide from Mean Girls to all you fresh-faced Lindsay Lohans and point out the groups that make up the anatomy of Bigs. * The Spunjahs Photo: … [Read more...] about Anatomy of Big Beach
To the rhythmically challenged weekend Little Beach drummers who absolutely can’t carry a beat: your childlish pounding ruins a beautiful day at the beach for everyone within earshot. How about practicing alone and sparing us your banging? It’s not good, though it is loud. Illustration by Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh rhythmically challenged Little Beach drummers!