Gemini (May 21-June 20) For a sign that’s often noted for your mind, you Gems are hardly divorced from your bodies. It seems that every Gemini I know has at least one astonishing physical feat at their disposal; “Janice” can fit her whole hand in her mouth, “Lee” does stunts with ping pong balls and orifices that would make porn stars blush, and “Alister” can squeeze his whole … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Aries (March 21-April 19) Lately you’ve been feeling like a wild animal in a modern zoo. Effort has been made to simulate your natural habitat, but still you keep running into the electrified fencing and wondering how limited your world really is. Meanwhile, people keep riding through your life on a monorail, snapping pictures and throwing junk food at you and your friends. … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) I imagine your emotion-ruled soul as a vast, often turbulent, ocean. Compared to that, your logic-ruled consciousness is about as impressive as a four year-old with floaties on his arms. This week brings high tides and huge waves. If you’ve been practicing long enough, you can try surfing them and possibly achieve wildly exhilarating (if a bit out of … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
Colon With a View and Least Competent Criminals and Why God Wants You To Burn Oil
COLON WITH A VIEW The usual 20,000 or so visitors every year to Belgium’s Verbeke Foundation art park have the option (365 of them, anyway) to spend the night inside the feature attraction: a 20-foot-long, 6-foot-high polyester replica of a human colon created by Dutch designer Joep Van Lieshout. At one end, of course, another body part is replicated (and gives the installation … [Read more...] about Colon With a View and Least Competent Criminals and Why God Wants You To Burn Oil
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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) In one sweaty fist, you’ve got a handful of keen, probably profitable ideas. In your other slick mitt you clutch some of your most beloved, if somewhat unrealistic, dreams. Unlikely doesn’t mean unachievable, however. Now that you’re being forced to choose which hand you’ll play this round with, consider these astrological facts: 1)Either hand could … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope