Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Okay, so only a few of the kindnesses you’ve been offered lately were free and clear of strings. So what? Sometimes accepting a favor incurs an obligation. Don’t sorely resent the conditions applied to the beneficence bequeathed upon you. It’s still generous and kind, even if ulterior motives lurk behind it. Hardly anything’s unconditional. You … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Norway Battles Chaos and Hipster Haven and Drunken Pigs
NORWAY’S BATTLE AGAINST CHAOS Norwegian public television (NRK), which introduced the now-legendary continuous, live log-burning show (12 hours long, with “color commentary” on the historical and cultural importance of fire), scheduled a new program for this week in its appeal to serenity (labeled “Slow TV”). On Nov. 1, NRK was to televise live, for five hours, an attempt to … [Read more...] about Norway Battles Chaos and Hipster Haven and Drunken Pigs
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) All your old hiding places are in imminent danger of discovery. It’s time to remove your lockbox, diary, or family jewels from their usual secret nooks and conceal them someplace new. You can thank me later for this timely warning, because now when your indictors whip open your closet doors hoping to triumphantly expose any lurking skeletons, they’ll … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) There’s heavy traffic ahead. You’re going to be stuck in a bumper-to-bumper jam for the foreseeable future. There’s no avoiding it; the standstill blocks the only available route to your destination. Sucks, doesn’t it? But it could be worse; at least you have this warning, so you can stock up on good music, refreshments, and best of all, a companion to … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Cancer (June 21-July 22) Many rich people don’t know how to spend their wealth. They end up squandering vast sums on ridiculous things that bring nobody pleasure, succor, or rich experience, not even themselves. Ironically, most poor people know exactly what they’d do with a cool million, if they could get their hands on it. Perhaps this concept is in the same league with the … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope