Illustration by Ron Pitts It sure took the aloha spirit out of my sails when I came out from a hike at the Bamboo Forest to see my side window smashed in. Seeing as I drive an Outback you knew I wasn't a tourist, and the car seat in the back showed me to be a parent (a single father at that). You took only a shiny waist pack that had my 8-year-old daughter's fake phone and … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Rethink your actions or karma will come…
I’ve been picking panini cactus for over a decade. It’s very hard work over rough terrain, but I do this because I donate most of my earnings to orphans and the homeless. But then you went and stole my most recent pick. You should be glad that I didn’t see you, because I go for the jugular when I’m enraged. No matter, because I believe in karma, so good luck with what’s … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Why’d you steal my panini cactus?
I was on the beach at Makena Cove recently enjoying the sunset and witnessed a beautiful couple getting married in a small intimate ceremony. It was beautiful, and I was happy for them. During one point in the ceremony, a gentleman I assume was the coordinator took out a tall glass and scooped sand from inside the flower petal circle the couple stood inside. He carefully … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Don’t steal Maui’s beach sand for your wedding!
To the squatter of South Maui: Shame on you for hiding behind the asinine law of “squatter rights.” How this “right” was passed by government officials is mind-boggling. You have no lease, refuse to pay rent and refuse to leave. You’re making it so my family (who HAVE a lease) cannot move into our new home and we are stuck homeless for the 45 days until you can legally be … [Read more...] about Eh South Maui Squatters!
Eh coffee shop–ever heard of Karma? The way you treat your employees and customers is bound to come back to you. One step in that shop is liable to give you some unknown disease! Mahalo for showing Maui your true colors. Illustration by Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Coffee Shop!