Didn't you sea turtles get the memo? The United States Endangered Species List is literally the hospice of the animal kingdom! You got put on it a few years ago. So everyone prepared to say their goodbyes, gave you 15 foot or whatever, roped off the beach, worked on medicating your funny face fungus thing, and waited for you to follow the Dodo into animal heaven. BUT YOU CAME … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! You turtles are goons!